When the moon is full on the night of the solstice, when the planets align and the grass doth wave, and all the good little girls and boys are asleep in their beds, on a leap year
I did? But I wasn't even here for 9/10ths of it! Oh god. I've wasted so much time caring about things that matter that I forgot I had a duty to the internet.
Well, it's time I stopped running away from that duty.